This is a new Joke of the Day thread. I had to delete the old on as one of our advertisers found something offensive in one of the jokes and our ad revenue was halted. I didn't have time to go through every joke but since we are scanned daily I suspect it was something posted recently. Please do not post anything s*xual in nature or even remotely. These computers use algorithms that aren't often accurate and it doesn't take much to get flagged (which is why I used an asterisk in the word s*xual because believe it or not even using certain words gets the site flagged). We get flagged about 10 times a year and I have to request a review each time this happens. I get a certain amount of reviews and after that I have to pay a fee.
A Saskatchewan police officer had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem.- a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD'. The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading 'TIPS' and a bucket full of money.(And we used to just sell lemonade!)
Better:
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an photo radar post in Edmonton, AB. A $90 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $90. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.
BEST:
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the Saskatchewan RCMP Officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the RCMP Ball."He replied, 'Ma'am, Saskatchewan RCMP don't have balls.'There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and drove off.She was laughing too hard to start her car.
-- Edited by oshawacliff on Friday 19th of November 2021 09:44:08 PM
-- Edited by oshawacliff on Friday 19th of November 2021 09:44:47 PM
