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RE: Joke of the Day


from The Simpsons:

Sea Captain in the bar and the bartender asks what caused him to get the hook. Sea Captain says AAAR a shark bit me hand off.

Bartender asks how he got the eye patch. Sea Captain says AAAR first day with the hook........no

AAAR



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AAR!

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Always makes me laugh

 



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Love this technique, I've never seen this done until just now on a video.

 



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that is good!

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Gotta love a great pun or two!

>>> Dad, are we pyromaniacs? Yes, we arson.
>>> She was only a moonshiner's daughter, but I miss her still.
>>> What do you call a pig with laryngitis? Disgruntled.
>>> Why do bees stay in their hives during winter? Swarm.
>>> Just so everyone is clear, Im going to put my glasses on.
>>> A commander walks into a bar and orders everyone around.
>>> I lost my job as a stage designer. I left without making a scene.
>>> Never buy flowers from a monk. Only you can prevent florist friars.
>>> How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced? A buccaneer.
>>> I once worked at a cheap pizza shop to get by. I kneaded the dough.
>>> My friends and I have named our band Duvet. Its a cover band.
>>> I lost my girlfriends audiobook, and now Ill never hear the end of it.
>>> Why is dark spelled with a k and not c? Because you cant "c" in the dark.
>>> Why is it unwise to share your secrets with a clock? Well, time will tell.
>>> When I told my contractor I didnt want carpeted steps, they gave me a blank stare.
>>> Bono and The Edge walk into a Dublin bar and the bartender says, Oh no, not U2 again.
>>> Scientists got together to study the effects of alcohol on a persons walk, and the result was staggering.
>>> Im trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find.
>>> I got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows, and nuts. I wont lie, it was a rocky road.
>>> What do you say to comfort a friend whos struggling with grammar? There, their, theyre.
>>> I went to the toy store and asked the assistant where the Schwarzenegger dolls are and he replied, Aisle B, back.
>>> What did the surgeon say to the patient who insisted on closing up their own incision? Suture self.
>>> Ive started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. Its all about raisin awareness.



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Those were very good, sent them to my daughters with instructions to explain them to the grandkids, ages 9-13.

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Saw this today... very fitting..

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Im in the process of doing that with a friends new house.

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Sorry youll have to turn it sideways Man who wants pretty nurse must be patient.


Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.

Lady who goes camping with man must beware of evil intent.

Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.

Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.

Man who runs in front of car gets tired, but man who runs behind car gets exhausted.

Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.

War does not determine who is right; it determines who is left.

Man who fights with wife all day get no piece at night.

It takes many nails to build a crib, but only one screw to fill it.

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

Wise man does not keep sledge hammer and slow computer in same room.

Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

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"A lion will not cheat on his wife, like a Tiger Wood!

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 That's a little CORNY!!   Come on...


 



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Just a little ....

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