A married couple in their early 60s are celebrating their
>>> 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic
>>> little restaurant.
>>>
>>> Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.
>>> She said, 'For being such an exemplary married
>>> couple and for being loving to each other for
>>> all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'
>>>
>>> The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world
>>> with my darling husband.'
>>>
>>> The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two
>>> tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her
>>> hands.
>>>
>>> The husband thought for a moment:
>>> 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an
>>> opportunity like this will never come again. I'm
>>> sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30
>>> years younger than me.'
>>>
>>> The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed,
>>> but a wish is a wish. !
>>>
>>> So the fairy waved her magic wand and
>>> poof!...
>>> The husband became 92 years old.
>>>
>>> The moral of this story:
>>> Men who are ungrateful bastards should
>>> remember fairies are female .....
>>>
>>> SEND THIS
>>> TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS
>>> A GOOD LAUGH ..
>>> AND TO ANY
>>> MAN WHO CAN
>>> HANDLE IT!
>>>
>>>
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Surrey BC
1963 Acadian Beaumont Sport Deluxe http://www.63acadian.com/
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
A: Four doors would make it a chicken sedan
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63 Parisienne sport coupe (The Big GTO), black, maroon interior, 409 4 speed; former owner of a 59 El Camino, 63 Corvette SWC, 62 Chev Bel Air SC. 1963- Pontiac top selling car in Canada
Mahone Bay, NS Still not old enough to need an automatic
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10 -No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. -- Kristen, age 10
2.WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. -- Camille, age 10
3.HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8
4.WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8
5.WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? -Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. -- Lynnette, age 8 -On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. -- Martin, age 10
6.WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE? -When they're rich. -- Pam, age 7 -The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that. - - Curt, age 7 -The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. - - Howard, age 8
7.IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED? It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9
8.HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED? There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? -- Kelvin, age 8
9.HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck. -- Ricky, age 10
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......big block, 4 speed, bench seat, it doesn't get much better
