When
you have a

'I Hate My Job' day,

[even if retired you have
those sometimes]

try this:

On your way
home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and
purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson

Be very sure you
get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and
disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.


Change into
very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and
remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so
that it wil l not become chipped or broken.



Now the
fun part begins.


Take out the literature from the box and read it
carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:

'Every Rectal Thermometer
made by Johnson
& Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized. '

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,'I am so glad
I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.'

HAVE A NICE DAY
AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS
SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A
PAIN IN THE BUTT THAN YOURS!