Thought I'd celerbrate with a joke::::   Hope it don't offend anyone, If it does....Maybe your in the wrong COUNTRY!!!!

                                                                    KEN


> * Troopsin Afghanistan prove yet again they have retained
> their sense  of  humor.   One of them sent this:*
>
> *    "YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..."*
>
>   1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral
> objection  to liquor.
>
>   2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket
> launcher, but  you  can't afford shoes.
>
>   3. You have more wives than teeth.
>
>   4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider
> bacon  "unclean."
>
>   5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and
> suicide.
>
>   6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared
> Jihad against.
>
>   7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry
> explosives in  your clothing.
>
>   8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses
> other than  setting off roadside bombs.
>
>   9. You have nothing against women and think every man
> should own at  least two.

>
> 10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.