1997 CADILLAC HEARSE / FUNERAL COACH

If I ever brought one of those home, Wayne Bobbit would look like he got off easy.

I dunno, some people are really into these, I have friends down in New Orleans who are actually members of a Hearse Club, I personally wouldn't have anything to do with them....

Do you ever get rid of the smell of formaldehyde and lillies?

I've told you guys here before about my experiences working on these deathmobiles during my apprenticeship years specifically the time I had to lay in the back pulling the headliner out of a 71-76 GM Clamshell style to work on the upper clam glass track system..

My co-workers always got a kick out of trying to scare me by pulling my legs or telling me whatever fluid I was gonna drain would be blood etc..

I was never freaked out and have even enjoyed a few cherry 4-core rads I pulled out of boneyard hearses (not full of blood either) but to this day I still almost puke if I smell the lilly of the valley 'funeral fragrance'!