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Bassculture


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Forget Rednecks...   


             Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has
                   to say about Canadians:  





If your local Dairy Queen is closed from
September through May,
You may live in Canada . 


If someone in a Home Depot store
Offers you assistance and they don't work there,
You may live in Canada . 


If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
You may live in Canada . 


If you've had a lengthy  telephone conversation
With someone who dialed a wrong number,
You may live in Canada . 


If 'Vacation' means going anywhere
South of Detroit for the weekend,
You may live in Canada . 


If you measure distance in hours,
You may live in Canada . 


If you know several people
Who have hit a deer more than once,
You may live in Canada . 


If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C'
In the same day and back again,
You may live in Canada . 


If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow
During a raging blizzard without flinching,
You may live in Canada . 


If you install security lights on your house and garage,
But leave both unlocked,
You may live in   Canada .


If you carry jumper cables in your car
And your wife knows how to use them,
You may live in Canada . 


If you design your kid's Halloween costume
To fit over a snowsuit,
You may live in Canada . 


If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km --
You're going 95 and everybody is passing you,
You may live in Canada . 


If driving is better in the winter
Because the potholes are filled with snow,
You may live in Canada . 


If you know all 4  seasons:
Almost winter, winter, still winter,
and road construction,
You may live in Canada .  

(this is my favourite, because how true)


If you have more  miles
On your snow blower than your car, 
You may live in Canada .


If you  find -2 degrees 'a little chilly',
You may live in Canada .




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tin indian


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lol i never thought of the snow filling the potholes!

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norontcan


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tin indian wrote:

lol i never thought of the snow filling the potholes!


Doesn't Sudbury usually make the CAA worst pot hole list? This based on only 6 months of seeing the pavement. 



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ak 67sd


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I will have to emphatically say that Winnipeg HAS to earn the pothole award!! It is crazy out there already!! Sadly our current mayor ran on a "pothole platform" election before last, and it was the biggest issue facing the city for voters (being the murder capital of canada doesn't affect us as much day to day!)

I always look forward to the 4-5 months of snow smoothed streets in winnipeg!!

ak

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4SPEED427


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Pretty much every one of those is true!!!

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